Their giant birdhouse has no stolen art: If you sneak into their giant birdhouse and discover that it doesn’t even have a single piece of stolen artwork in it, then something is wrong.Huge birdhouses should be filled with stolen art and birds the size of men. They’re not as good as Brad: If your current boyfriend doesn’t have Brad’s tan, muscular arms or that warm, irresistible laugh that always made you swoon, then you need to part ways immediately.7. In fact, the HR associate is best friends with your brother’s college roommate’s sister.
You dress up for both, think through what you’ll say, try to put your best foot forward.
But if you forwardly show interest and the response from the other person is any variation of "ew," then your selection process has just been made that much easier.